Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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