Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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