I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
"it" just moved
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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I look better un-naked...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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