and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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