And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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