Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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