Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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