I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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