Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
This is my gift to your gina
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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