I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No...this little piggys going to the bar
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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