hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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