I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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