Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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