k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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