Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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