I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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