Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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