just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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