How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
worst night to have a conscience
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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