I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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