you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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