The maid of honor just puked.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?