i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just googled if crying burns calories
you inspire me to be a worse person
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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