he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
