AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend