How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver