Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And then my night got REAL pukey
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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