It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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