Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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