So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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