i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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