i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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