On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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