My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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