Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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