Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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