I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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