Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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