so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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