is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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