Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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