I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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