with your own penis?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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