Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
they're like a gay fantastic four
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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