I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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