I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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