I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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