Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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