I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
His nipple licking is glorious
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