how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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