It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
