its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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