Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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