if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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