Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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