there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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