i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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