Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
where are you?
Hypothermia
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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